Brains

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
”How much is this one?” he asked.
”That one is a monkey brain, and it’s $20,” the owner explained.
”How much is that one?” the alien asked.
“That one is a female brain, and it’s $100,” the owner replied.
”And how much is that one?” the alien asked.
”That one is a male’s brain and it is $500” the owner explained.
”Why so expensive?” the alien asked.
The owner answered,”Well, it’s hardly been used!”

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