KEEP IT UP A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: Ugly? AKPOS: Intercoursey. TEACHER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! TEACHER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! TEACHER: Ok, now stop! AKPOS: Ok, now carry on. TEACHER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! TEACHER: Oh my God! AKPOS: Oh my devil. INTERVIEW: You have failed! AKPOS: I have passed.